For New Yorkers, at least:
Tomorrow through November 11, if you go to Babeland with evidence that you voted (“your word of honor” is acceptable), you will receive free either a “Maverick sleeve” or a “Silver Bullet” mini-vibrator, depending on your particular physiological needs. These items are respectively a $15 and $20 value, and assure (but do not guarantee — see labels) that whatever the result of the election, you will receive some kind of satisfaction from it.
Also via Edroso, who’s liveblogging the day over at the Voice.