Compare and contrast : Rudy Giuliani’s “Twelve Commitments to the American People” and his three commitments to American women. Considering that Rudy is a twice-divorced serial adulterer, I’m not so sure a “commitment” is something he’s able to live up to. Then again, since he’s running for the nomination of the party that prefers leaders that act presidential to ones that can be presidential, maybe Republican voters will be dumb enough to fall for his laundry list of conservative rhetoric so vague that it makes a fortune cookie look verbose by comparison.
BY TOM TOMORROW