Why we love Bob

An entry from Bob’s new blog, lifted whole:

Bob Rumson, er, Dick Cheney is at it again.

Vice President Dick Cheney on Tuesday evoked the possibility of terrorists bombing U.S. cities with nuclear weapons and questioned whether Sen. John Kerry could combat such a threat…

Only we, who ignored a daily briefing called Osama Bin Laden Determined To Strike In US, can protect you from the terrorists.

Only we, who have been so focused on Iraq — which had no WMD — and thus allowed North Korea and Iran to join the nuclear club, can protect you from the nuclear threat.

Only we, who were completely unable to anticipate that Iraq would spiral horribly out of control, have the vision to rule this country safely.

And there are actually people — about 100 million of them, apparently — who can believe this bullshit.

I say this again: AAAAAAGGGGGGHHH.