Please pet this innocent tissue to be used without any complain every day!

Heads up via Jeffrey Cranor.

Update: don’t miss Tissue San’s friend, Beer Chan. “You will hear Beer chan drinking in big gulps and cheering anytime anywhere!!”

But of course.

There seem to be quite a few different characters here, if you play around with replacing the two digits at the end of the URL. Don’t have time to explore them all right now, but I feel confident someone out there will pick up the slack.

TomPaine.com is offering a $10,000 reward for information leading to the identification of the person or persons who inserted the special Eli Lilly Payback Provision into the Homeland Security Bill at the last minute, in the dead of night.

And Counterspin has a comprehensive rundown on Thimerosol lies and double-talk.