Here’s a stocking stuffer for you. It is, yes, the Talking George Bush Doll.

Unfortunately for you holiday shoppers, it looks like the first run is sold out. But you’d better believe I ordered one of these puppies as soon as I heard about them.

I think it will look lovely on the shelf next to my John Ashcroft snow globe.

Afterthought: get one of these bombed out Barbie houses and you and your Talking George can stage the invasion of Iraq in your own living room!