Actually, what Jon and his frequent partner Mike have is a new humor collection, out just in time to not be in time for Christmas.

These guys don’t just make me laugh; sometimes I want to applaud. And I’ve seen a lot of this stuff, some of which has appeared in the New Yorker or the Village Voice or SNL’s Weekend Update. But lots of it never got published. Thus the title, I presume, understandable to anyone who has to fight every damn day to get the funny out: Our Kampf.

If you’d like to read a sample, I’d suggest this Voice piece called “Why The _____s Hate The _____s: A Guide to All Ethnic and Religious Strife Through Human History.” After which, I believe you may just Kampf it up.

(If you really need an actual physical object delivered into somebody’s hands, there are still more gift ideas here. Including Handbasket and Trebekistan. There, I mentioned them one last time. But you’ve only got, like, today and tomorrow left.)