The recent news that global warming is likely to both (a) stifle the base of the marine food chain and (b) accelerate as it begins to disappear finally reached the Los Angeles Times this morning.

It’s on page A16, between a story on a black hole 4 billion light years away and the discovery by archaeologists of an ancient Roman imperial insignia.

Gets all of 68 words.

You probably have time to read the whole thing.